Tennessee

If I ever come across as a sad little piece of Mariah’s stalker to you, you are not really that far from truth as I have been holding my breath for this definitive, life-changing, must-see movie of the century.

Well, don’t feel guilty. You have every reason to feel sorry for me.

But help is on the way for me and my oxygen-deprived brain. So just hold on and be still heart - that is until April 12.

I just knew this movie would collect a dozen of Oscars next year (shoo-in for best actress, of course) like some people collect stamps.

You’ll see.